Dec
26
2015
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#DeadpoolTrailer 2/#DeadpoolMovie …Reaction

Come, I will not hide anything from you. I am not gay. I will never be gay. I will not entertain gay thoughts. However I am watching this trailer hard right now, come and join me:

yes. Yes. YES. YES! YES! YES!! YES!!! I want to see this movie hard. I want to see it hard with a woman on my lap (which will never happen). I want to see it hard with a NAKED woman on my lap (only in my dreams).

Here is the Green Band Trailer, but why? I give you the Red Band above, because Uncle Gator love you. The reason he mentions Christmas, is because this is part of the 12 Days Of Deadpool going on.

I saw in the comments that Deadpool isn’t funny and he only appeals to 10-year-old boys. I disagree. I think the reason why he is so popular, is because Deadpool gives not a single fuck all day long. He is the anti-feminist. He is the anti-SJW. He is unbound and unfiltered.

…Just like Donald Trump. I am not joking here. Both of these guys are hated for the exact same reasons, and that is why both are so popular. If I can give Trump any free advice, it would be to say that Deadpool is your favorite hero. In a Venn Diagram of Deadpool and Trump fans, I would bet a million bucks that there would be 90% overlap. If Trump was turned into a super-hero, he would be Deadpool. Actually, Trump would be a cross of Batman and Deadpool: He have Batman’s wealth and gadgets (with no actual powers), but he would be a jerk in the same vain as Deadpool.

Anyway, I digress. A couple character/cameo notes: We all know Colossus here (right?) and so I don’t have to introduce him. The girl at the end who pile drives the woman who throws Colossus, is Negasonic Teenage Warhead (yeah, I am going to just let that awesome name stand on its own). Stand “The Man” Lee and Rob “The Most Talentless Hack In Comics” Liefeld are going to make a cameo appearances.

Well, see ya’ later!
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Oct
16
2015
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The #RedBand #FreaksOfNatureMovie Reaction

I could talk about Race and how I think the double meaning of the title is awesome. But then I wouldn’t have much else to say, other than I go watch this movie as I am a WWII history buff.

So instead I will react to this boring yet another vampire/zombie movie called “Freaks Of Nature”. It only has a red band trailer, so you are warned:

OMG! ALIENS?! Sign me up, motherfuckers! I’m there!

No seriously, I was actually interested in the whole Vampires vs Zombies vs Humans concept. While not new, it is a rare jem of a movie that has both monsters. However the addition of Aliens sent me from just “slightly interested” into “Shut Up And Take My Money Interested” real fast. Why? Why not?

Information is hard to find on this movie, because it used to be called “The Kitchen Sink” (for obvious reasons) and be out by January 2015. Then for reasons known only to the brain-dead bags of shit at Sony, they are releasing this movie “Freaks Of Nature” and in a matter of days. Honestly, the people at Sony need to be stopped. But I digress, for that is a debate for another time.

If you want to see this movie, you may have to wait a while. It will be only in “select theatres” nation wide. So you are going to have to wait a while for a Netflix viewing (which I will do).

Well, see ya’ later!
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Aug
05
2015
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#DeadpoolTrailer/#DeadpoolMovie …Reaction

You don’t talk about Deadpool. You don’t discuss Deadpool. You REACT to Deadpool:

You can watch the Green Band trailer, but why? I give you the Red Band trailer because Uncle Gator loves you. Here is the Teaser for completion sake.

I also bring you bad news, kids. This here is not part of the MCU. The good news, if I understand it, this will be a self-contain movie. Ryan Reynolds has said this will be his last super-hero movie and he is more or less doing this to do Wade Wilson right (I can’t find the article and I will update this article if I ever find it again… until I do, take that with a large gain of salt). This means they will be free to give no fucks with this movie and just have fun.

Speaking of giving no fucks, this will be a hard ‘R’ movie. You can’t do Deadpool without making it a hard ‘R’ rated movie. I approve. I mean, sure you want to bring in as much people to the movie as you can, but Deadpool/Punisher/Blade shouldn’t be ‘PG-13’ rated movies. This is just my opinion.

And yes, I want to see this movie. I want to see it hard. I want to see it hard with a woman on my lap (which will never happen). I want to see it hard with a NAKED woman on my lap (only in my dreams). If you are a guy and you don’t want to see it hard with a NAKED woman on your lap, then you are either a beta male or gay (NTTAWWT).

Well, see ya’ later!
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May
07
2015
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The #VacationMovie Discussion Thread

We need to talk about this movie.

I know for a fact that Moe Lane will not showcase this Red Band trailer, because he wants to keep his site family friendly. I have no such illusions, so I will embed it here (NSFW):

…Umm, so yeah. This is happening. Might as well sit back and let it happen. Try to enjoy it. You can’t stop it, no matter how much you protest and yell about how awful it might be. Putting up a fight is only going to hurt you.

Actually, I loved the first three movies (Summer Vacation, European Vacation, and Christmas Vacation). So I will give this one an honest shot.

Well, see ya’ later!
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