A little background first. The SooperMexican podcast thought I was GhanaGuy, the one person who downloaded the podcast from Ghana. Well in #150, I set the record straight. I actually never hid it from them, but they never read the comments on the Sooper Mexican site. When they finally realized I was GhanaGuy, they keep threatening to do “BigGator5 Facts” but I haven’t heard any good ones from them. So I came up with a few to get the ball rolling:
#BigGator5Facts: @SooperMexican may be scared of #sharks, but sharks are scared of BigGator5!
#BigGator5Facts: So conservative, even his beard is RED!
#BigGator5Facts: BigGator5 wrote the greatest novel ever, but hasn’t publish it yet to give others a chance.
#BigGator5Facts: #Florida and the South isn’t hot, BigGator5 is hot!
#BigGator5Facts: #ChuckNorris may have a fist, but BigGator5 has a *GUN* in his beard!
#BigGator5Facts: #Ghana is making him a citizen next week, just so he can be #GhanaGuy for real!
#BigGator5Facts: The only real #GunFreeZone is BigGator5’s fist!
#BigGator5Facts: You can’t handle the truth, but the truth can’t handle Gator’s epic beard!
#BigGator5Facts: Known south-of-the-border only as: “El Estupendo Caimán” (The Super Alligator)
#BigGator5Facts: Doesn’t need any stinking pill to last four or more hours, amirite ladies?
#BigGator5Facts: Granted @AmericaOverrun and @thekytikat honorary #Florida citizenship! Yay!
#BigGator5Facts: “Red Plasma Beard” is his future #spacepirate name.
#BigGator5Facts: BigGator5 may be fat, but he makes #manboobs look kewl!
#BigGator5Facts: #JesusChist is BigGator5’s Rock and #Redeemer (Psalm 19:14). …Who is your redeemer?!