Joke Of The Day: A Marine And A Terrorist

Just got this joke. Please note it’s a joke and completely fictional (as far as I know):

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist on one side of the road who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. He yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn’t even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, ‘Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!’ And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck struck us.”

I got a good chuckle out of it. I know this could never happen, because a Marine would not be walking alone just north of Fallujah.

Well, see ya’ later!

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