Feb
11
2016
1

#HardcoreHenry/@HardcoreHenry Or “#FPS: The Movie” #Reaction/Discussion

I know for a fact that you sat there, clicking away at the game controller, and you wonder to yourself: “Man, there are enough cut scenes here that I wish this FPS game would just play itself.”

God clearly loves you. For your time has arrived, gamer. The outside world has ignored you for too long. You waited for a movie to call your own. DOOM came close, but it wasn’t the whole movie.

In the year 20XX, you are Henry. You got into an accident and you have been rebuilt. We clearly have the technology. And for the very low cost of six-million dollars. Better… Stronger… Faster…

*a man comes in and whispers in Gator’s ear about using copyrighted stuff*

Er… Okay, moving on. So you are rebuilt, by your wife who loves you very so much so that she forgets to give you a voice box, for reasons. Then some warlord comes out of the wood work, wants that technology for himself, and then kidnaps your wife. Now you, the silent hero, must wage war on the streets of Moscow (!) to get her back!

This is a pretty cool idea actually. This movie will only work if the POV does not change from Henry. Even a second out away from Henry would ruin this movie.

Hardcore Henry also comes to us from Russia. I am not one for boycotts and I don’t think any of the Russian oligarchs would like to see one of them portrayed as a warlord, so I say support it!

This is also a giant “Fuck You!” to the whole SJW movement. They hate the whole Damsel In Distress Trope and will scream at the top of their lungs when they see it. All the more reason to check it out.

Well, see ya’ later!
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Feb
10
2016
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#WednesdayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “The Blue Hole Horror”

Looking at the Apra Harbor from her tour boat, a chill went through Pardes Stephens.

“Hey,” said the boat’s captain said. “If your missing brother hasn’t been found yet, what makes you think you can find him?”

“This isn’t about finding him.” answered Pardes. “This is about facing his horror.”

“Okay,” said the boat captain after they arrived and while Pardes geared up. “Blue Hole itself drops more than 300 feet, but there is an opening at 127-feet. Good luck.”

Pardes dived alone, as planned. The heart-shaped opening was there before her …and in she went to face the unnamed horror.

I like that name, Pardes. I have been meaning to use it for a while and omunis Blue Hole gave me reason to use it. I guess I am in an horror mood myself of late. Enjoy!
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Written by BigGator5 in: Fiction | Tags: , ,
Feb
10
2016
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#FeelTheBern: I Think @HillaryClinton Is Done

After last night, I think Hillary Clinton is done. With Senator Bernie Sanders’ YUGE win in New Hampshire* and the very near win in Iowa*, he has the wind to his back. Sanders even has a plan to break Clinton’s Southern Firewall:

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) plans to pour resources into South Carolina to improve his standing with black voters in the state to punch a hole in Hillary Clinton’s electoral firewall. …

Sanders plans to boost his numbers by financing a major grassroots campaign introducing himself to minority voters in the state.

“We’re hiring half the state of South Carolina. Unemployment will go down,” quipped a campaign official. “We’re going to mount a very strong grassroots campaign and have young African-Americans knocking on doors in African-American communities.”

If the experiment proves successful in South Carolina, the campaign will next target Georgia, which has a relatively young and educated black electorate.

That was the plan BEFORE Iowa and New Hampshire. Now with the near Iowa win and 20% New Hampshire win under his belt, Bernie Sanders can go to his (big and/or small) donors and ask for more money to so that everyone can #FeelTheBern. I can’t see Hillary Clinton going to her (big and/or small) donors, hat in hand, asking to fend off the unstoppable #BernieBros train.

Personally, I don’t care which one the Democrats pick. There are huge drawbacks for either nominee.

With A Sanders Nomination: The center-left bolts right in the loving arms of the Republican party. Since Bernie Sanders is a huge Gun Rights guy, the gun control groups/supporters also stay home.

With A Clinton Nomination: The far left stays home when she shifts back to the center. We can even throw her extreme stances back at her when she does try to move to the center. I mean, the far left is backing Sanders to the hilt and they will feel (rightly) cheated of their candidate loses. Her coming non-indictment (and that is why she is sucking up to Obama right now) will also be an example of her “white privileged” to escape justice.

We could pick anyone from our side and beat both Democrats in the general election. I would be delighted if they both keep bashing each other until then. Barring an act of God, I don’t think the two Dem front-runners can win dog-catcher election right now.

I want to note that this is just my opinions based off of my observations. I could be wrong. Until I read something to the contrary, I will think this is our election to lose.

Well, see ya’ later!
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Feb
08
2016
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#MondayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “Year Of The Brass Monkey”

Feeling the call back to China, Monkey Warrior Alex Li found himself at the Xi’an City Wall’s Southern Gate just as the Chinese New Year celebrations kicked off.

Alex Li walked up to the young man with ‘DJ Brass Monkey’ sprayed-painted on his shirt. The backward baseball cap and big headphones completed the look.

“You ready?”

“No,” said DJ Brass Monkey. “But I guess I don’t have a choice.”

The Monkey Spirit jumped from Alex Li to DJ Brass Monkey.

“Now, as one of the Twelve Warriors, you have a war to fight for the next twelve years. Good Luck.”

Kind of limited with the word count, but I hope I got the point across. I am a Monkey and this is the Year Of The Monkey, so I thought I do something a little interesting from the inspiration. Enjoy!
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Feb
08
2016
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#JungleBook: The #JungleBookTrailer/@TheJungleBook #Reaction And Discussion

I haven’t done a “Trailer Reaction” in a while, because frankly I have not had much reaction to any of the trailers that have come out. That ended last night.

My first reaction was, this is a cartoon with a live-action Mowgli. Which is fine, IF Neel Sethi (who plays Mowgli) can act. And it looks like Sethi does a great job making me believe he is talking to animals in this trailer. We watch cartoons all the time and enjoy them for not being real. Like I said for the teaser, can we the viewer suspend our disbelief for the shake of the story. This trailer put some of those fears to rest. I personally can see myself enjoying this flick.

Speaking of the story, there isn’t much to it I am afraid. However that too can be pushed aside if the journey is enjoyable. This doesn’t look like a complete rehash, but Shere Khan showing up in the beginning of the trailer maybe a editing trick. This isn’t Kipling stories, but I take it in a pinch.

I am not generally one for racial/ethnic or gender casting just for their shake, but I think Neel Sethi and Scarlett Johansson are brilliant casting choices. 11-Year-Old Neel Sethi doesn’t feel like an affirmative action casting, because he looks like he can act. I am sure that they were only looking Indian kids, but choose him for a reason (I hope). And the teaser was proof enough that Scarlett Johansson was the right pick for Kaa. It is like, I didn’t know Scarlett Johansson should be the only choice to play Kaa until now.

Well, see ya’ later!
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Feb
06
2016
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#KosKids: Loony Left Liberal Lying Liars!

I like to start a feature where I take a look at the distorted views of the clinically insane. Or more commonly known to us on the right-side of the blogosphere, as the KosKids. They are the dedicated and brain-dead followers of Markos Moulitsas, and they have bought some prime real estate at the bottom of the rabbit hole. This feature will take a look at how far down they have gone. I am going to link them, but I beg you don’t click on them.

Today we take a hard look at the Loony Left Liberal Lying Liars!

BBC: “UN panel “rules in Julian Assange’s favour’”

This writer, ask (Side Note: I fucking hate the handles of some of these KosKids.), just pretty much reprints the BCC and Julian Assange talking points.

What is amazing is the comments. There is clearly a divide in the SJW movement on Assange. One side clearly believes in Julian Assange claim he didn’t rape anyone and another side who thinks Assange is getting away with rape. Someone is clearly lying here and we had better find out who it is. Is Sweden making up rape charges? Or is Julian Assange lying about not raping someone?

A better, more popular, conservative writer would be able to fully benefit from this than me. Let’s file this interesting fact away for later.

Marco Rubio shows off his lying skills in abortion attack on Hillary Clinton

Laura Clawson accuses Marco Rubio of lying about Hillary Clinton’s stance on abortion. Okay, let us see what Marco Rubio said first:

“Hillary Clinton is an extremist on this issue,” the Florida Republican (Marco Rubio) said Thursday in New Hampshire. “She believes there should be no such thing as an illegal abortion — even on the due date.”

Here is what Hillary Clinton said about abortion:

“This is one of those really painful questions that people raise and obviously it’s really emotional,” (Sec. Hillary Clinton) began. “I think that the kind of late term abortions that take place are because of medical necessity.”

She concluded, “Therefore, I would hate to see the government interfering with that decision.

How dare Laura Clawson lie.

Sanders Caught Lying on Debate Stage

Speaking of presidential liars, cblodg hammers Senator Bernie Sanders for claiming an endorsement he never got. This is a pretty good catch for a brain-dead newt.

But honestly, what was Bernie Sanders thinking here? When communications is as fast as it is going to get with our level of technology, did anyone stop to think that this would not be checked on and found out?

Well, see ya’ later!
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Feb
05
2016
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#FridayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “Game On!”

Mike had trouble making friends, since he was the new kid. However after walking home one day and taking a shortcut, he discovered a group of kids playing pond hockey.

“Check this out!” said one of the kids. “Even ‘The Great One’ would love this!”

The kid hit the puck hard, but instead of going to the goal, it sails right to Mike and hits him in the gut.

“You alright kid?” said the group of kids to Mike.

“Yeah.” answered Mike standing up.

“Hey,” said the tallest kid with a smile. “Get your skates. You can play with us.”

Sorry Darleen, Bing had a better inspiration image today. I haven’t played much hockey, but I grew up in Florida and we don’t do hockey here like the rest of the United States. However that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy a good hockey game like everyone else. Anyway, enjoy!
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Feb
05
2016
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#FLSen: #EnviroWacko Endorses #FloridaMan For #Florida Race

There is not much going on in Florida’s US Senate race that this one almost flew under my radar. Moe Lane breaks down the nuts and bolts here:

Long-time ecological fanatic and general crazy person Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has endorsed Alan Grayson for the Florida Senate Democratic nomination. And very possibly Alan Grayson even wants this endorsement.

And Rep. Alan Grayson sure does want this endorsement, if for no other reason than to shore up his environmental street-creds. Sure he supported ACES Act Of 2009 (Cap And Trade Bill), but Grayson has done fuck all since. Now Alan Grayson can say that he is the “lone, true environmental defender” running for the Florida US Senate race and environmentalist Robert F. Kennedy Jr. agrees. With the Democrats shifting far to the left, this is a huge get.

Now Rep. Alan Grayson and super environmentalist Robert F. Kennedy Jr. can hammer Rep. Patrick Murphy for the Keystone XL pipeline vote. In fact, RFK Jr. mentions Keystone XL in his endorsement. I wish Murphy all the luck in countering and getting an environmentalist to endorse him. In fact, I would not be surprised to see more environmentalists start lining up behind Grayson.

I dare say Moe Lane understates the importance of this endorsement. This is a game changer. Rep. Alan Grayson now out-flanks Rep. Patrick Murphy on every level. This is like the Sanders/Clinton race, on the Florida state level.

As a side note, I endorse Lt Gov. Carlos Lopez-Cantera for the US Senate.

Well, see ya’ later!
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Feb
04
2016
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The @UN’s #JulianAssange #ArbitrarilyDetained Ruling Is Bullshit

Hey look! It’s the UN again, riding out to subvert the rule-of-law and the sovereignty of a western nation for reasons:

In 2014, Mr Assange complained to the UN that he was being “arbitrarily detained” as he could not leave the embassy without being arrested.

The application claimed Mr Assange had been “deprived of his liberty in an arbitrary manner for an unacceptable length of time”.

The UN’s Working Group on Arbitrary Detention is due to announce the findings of its investigation on Friday.

While the BBC understands the panel will find in Mr Assange’s favour, Wikileaks tweeted it was waiting for “official confirmation”.

“Arbitrarily Detained” means you are held against your will without due process or the force of the law. In effect, you are kidnapped or being held as a hostage.

Assange is not being forcibly detained in any way shape or form. He is voluntarily squatting at an Ecuadorean embassy to avoid justice:

Australian Mr Assange was originally arrested in London in 2010 under a European Arrest Warrant issued by Sweden.

He claimed asylum inside the Ecuadorean embassy in Knightsbridge after the UK Supreme Court ruled the extradition against him could go ahead.

He’s being accused of RAPE in Sweden. So after losing all his legal appeals, Julian Assange threw a fit and has now spent the last three plus years holed up at the Ecuadorean embassy in Knightsbridge.

On what grounds is Julian Assange so afraid of going to Sweden again?

His Wikileaks organisation posted secret American government documents on the internet, and Mr Assange says he believes Washington will seek his transfer to the US if he is sent to Sweden.

I don’t get it. The US has its own extradition treaty with the UK. Sure he is a scumbag for posting some documents exposing intelligence assets. Why would the United States wait until he got to Sweden?

I mean, we have no legal leg to charge him with anything. We already put away Bradly Manning for that a while ago and he’ll spend 35 years behind bars. I don’t think Julian Assange personally broke into US government computers to get classified documents himself. That’s the problem with paranoid-schizophrenics. I guess when you are balls deep in conspiracy theories, you see them everywhere no matter how dumb they sound. I am angry that, once again, the UN is going to feed someone’s awful paranoid delusions and undermine two nations sovereignty in carrying out the rule-of-law. Using the United States as the catch-all boogeyman has worked once again.

I am, however, highly amused at how Julian Assange has gotten the Ecuador government to take care of him for the last three plus years. Assange has everything he could want, like a place to sleep and food/internet. He could leave the Ecuadorean embassy in Knightsbridge at any time he wants, but Assange CHOOSES not to do so.

Well, see ya’ later!
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Feb
03
2016
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#WednesdayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “Phahonyothin Run”

In the near future, Thailand has started a race on the Phahonyothin Road. From the Burmese border to Victory Monument. It has become one of the greatest “road races” of all time.

Two drivers stood alone as they competed for the last ten miles. However only one would win the Phahonyothin Run!

Samuel had saved his last NOS burn for this very moment. However the other car waited a minute longer and passed Samuel.

Samuel was no sore loser. After stopping and taking his helmet off, the other driver did the same.

“Nice finish, buddy.” said the winning female driver.

I have not felt well all day. I also think it shows in my lazy writing today. But after looking at today’s inspiration, all I could think of was racing. Enjoy!
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