Jun
10
2016
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#FridayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “The Great Black Canyon Summit”

Five fur trappers met at the mouth of the Black Canyon. Two American, one Frenchman, and two Comanche Indians.

“Well gentlemen,” started one of the American trappers. “It looks like we all want to hunt Coyote skin in the Black Canyon this year.”

Everyone signal their agreement.

“Good. We all want to sell our fur in Delta this year and we will do so if we don’t fight each other.” Again, everyone signal their agreement. “No stealing other people’s kill or shooting each other in the back.”

“Agreed, white man.” said one smiling Comanche. Both Comanche Indians laughed and left.

I wanted to write so much more, oh well. Enjoy!
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Jun
08
2016
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#WednesdayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “Hephaestus Awakens”

The thief, hidden in darkness, pounded the Hoba West meteorite with a hammer and chisel. A sizable chunk would fetch much on the black market.

Suddenly, the entire Hoba West meteorite cracked right down the middle and opened like an egg. A giant, bearded man lay inside. A pair of black wings folded behind him and disappeared. The giant man’s eyes open to show he had silver within silver eyes.

“YES!” said the giant man, rising from the meteorite. “I, Hephaestus, have been awaken! The Olympians will pay for imprisoning me!”

The thief yelled and ran screaming into the night.

Not today’s inspiration, but I found the Hoba West meteorite more interesting. Enjoy.
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Jun
06
2016
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#MondayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “The #PointeDuHoc Guns”

A bullet flew just over the First Lieutenant’s head.

“Damn it, where are those guns?!”

“We’re still looking for them, sir.” said a Private. “However we are working on the secondary objective of building a roadblock now.”

“Good.” said the First Lieutenant as another bullet flew over his head. The First Lieutenant pointed his rifle in that direction and pulled off two rounds. Another Private came up.

“First Lieutenant, we found the guns! They are not that far away, but we have to fight our way there.”

“Then what are we waiting for? We have some Nazi guns to destroy!”

Never Forget.
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Jun
03
2016
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#FridayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “The Fifth Circle”

Andrew took one step in the endless looking swamp and knew exactly where he was.

“Oh no. We’re here.”

“Yes, Andrew.” said Virgil. “Welcome to The Fifth Circle of Anger. The Wrathful fight each other on the surface and the Sullen are doomed below the waters.”

“What?! Sullen is Anger?”

“Angry at one-self.” said Virgil. “Angry at the world. A mistaken belief that you cannot change yourself or the world leads to depression, and often, suicide.”

“And the burnt trees?” asked Andrew.

“A reminder that there is no cover for Anger. Come, the walled city of Dis awaits us both.”

I want to point out that Anger is, in itself, not a sin. However if you are wrathful and sullen when you go to Hell, this is where you’ll end up. And actual suicides go to the 7th Circle. Based off of today’s inspiration. Enjoy!
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Jun
01
2016
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#WednesdayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “Superb Lyrebird”

Det. Paulson got to the murder scene. Her partner, Det. Edwards had already arrive.

“Don’t tell me, a stuff Superb Lyrebird was found here too?” asked Det. Paulson.

“I’m afraid so.” answered the elder Det. Edwards shifting on his feet as he took notes. This was to be his last case before retirement. “The ‘Mimic’ has struck again.”

The press dub this person ‘The Mimic’ because he copied other serial murderers in each of his murders. They left a stuff Superb Lyrebird as their calling card.

“Damn.” said Det. Paulson with nausea washing over her. “Let’s get this fucker now!”

This is me rebelling against today’s inspiration. I am going to start using these animal pics for horror/thriller stories.
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May
30
2016
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#MondayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “Sentinel Of The Unknowns”

“Post and orders remain as directed.”

“Orders acknowledged.” said the incoming guard.

“That’s interesting,” said the college student to no one really, after the guard change has been completed. “I don’t see rank insignia on the guards.”

“Those walking the mat do not wear insignia.” said an onlooker.

“Why?”

“So is to not outrank the unknowns.”

“Which unit are the guards from?” asked the college student to other onlooker.

“They come from the ‘Old Guard’ 3rd Infantry Regiment. It is a high honor to be one. I was once a Sentinel myself.”

The college student shook the old man’s hand.

Just a quick little story. We honor The Unknowns, but little is said about members who serve in the 3rd Infantry Regiment and guard the Tomb. So I choose to spotlight them a little. Have a safe Memorial Day, everyone.
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May
27
2016
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#FridayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “Not Really Lost”

“We’re lost in the Namib Desert.”

“No, we are heading west toward the Atlantic Ocean. Our jeep just broke down.”

“But we are going to die of thirst!”

“We have four, full canteens of water. We are not going to die of thirst.”

“HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT IS THAT?!”

“That’s the tree tumbo, the Welwitschia plant. A living fossil.”

“Now I must be hearing things. I hear the ocean, but all I see is desert.”

“The Namib Desert runs right to the Atlantic Ocean. It’s there, don’t worry.”

“Okay, we’re here at the Atlantic Ocean. Now what?”

“Shut up.”

The Namib Desert is really something to behold. Enjoy!
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May
25
2016
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#WednesdayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “Peter Voorhees”

36-year-old Peter Voorhees was the very last of the Voorhees Clan. Training his whole life for this moment, Peter Voorhees was going to end Jason Voorhees once and for all.

Thirteen other Voorhees Clan members killed themselves to enchant a machete that will rend Jason’s soul as well as his body.

Now Peter Voorhees, his back to Camp Crystal Lake, looking at the reflective water and readying himself. The machete was strapped to his back-

*SLINCE*

Peter Voorhees’ bloody head went fling into the lake. Jason Voorhees bent down and took the enchanted machete, meant to kill him, for himself.

Twist ending! You do not turn your back on Camp Crystal Lake and enjoy today’s inspiration, ever! Enjoy!
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May
23
2016
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#MondayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “The Pirate’s Turtle”

The sand hit the sleeping pirate’s face in the morning, yet the drunk pirate known as “Wet Hutch” did not wake up. The digging continued uninterrupted.

Another pile of wet sand hit Wet Hutch’s face and this woke the hung-over pirate up. Pulling out his sword instantly, the pirate called out:

“What’s the big idea!”

Wet Hutch soon realized that he was pointing his sword at a sea turtle digging her nest.

“Oh. Pardon ma’am.” said the pirate tipping his hat. “Old Hutchinson at your service, friends call me Wet Hutch. And this island I found is mine! Hutchinson Island!”

I have no idea if Hutchinson Island is named after a drunk pirate, but I tried to find info on that and I couldn’t information on who it is named after. Today’s inspiration is all about the Green Sea Turtle and they do lay their eggs on Hutchinson Island. Enjoy!
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May
23
2016
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#BeautyAndTheBeast/@beourguest Teaser: Live-Action #Gaston Coming Next Year

Are you ready for a live-action Gaston?

Come on, admit it. You fucking love Gaston. When you think of Beauty And The Beast, you think of Gaston’s song (using a cover, because my site):

So of course when I saw the teaser for the live-action movie:

My first reaction was, who is playing Gaston? And of course it is Luke Evans, because it could have been no one else. I mean, look at that beef-cake:

BAM! Please tell me how the image of Emma Watson being manhandled by a bare-chested Luke Evans will not haunt your dreams! That image alone should fuel fires tonight! Who cares about the CGI Beast, when we have Luke Evans as Gaston!

Well, see ya’ later!
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