May
25
2016
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#WednesdayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “Peter Voorhees”

36-year-old Peter Voorhees was the very last of the Voorhees Clan. Training his whole life for this moment, Peter Voorhees was going to end Jason Voorhees once and for all.

Thirteen other Voorhees Clan members killed themselves to enchant a machete that will rend Jason’s soul as well as his body.

Now Peter Voorhees, his back to Camp Crystal Lake, looking at the reflective water and readying himself. The machete was strapped to his back-

*SLINCE*

Peter Voorhees’ bloody head went fling into the lake. Jason Voorhees bent down and took the enchanted machete, meant to kill him, for himself.

Twist ending! You do not turn your back on Camp Crystal Lake and enjoy today’s inspiration, ever! Enjoy!
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May
23
2016
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#MondayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “The Pirate’s Turtle”

The sand hit the sleeping pirate’s face in the morning, yet the drunk pirate known as “Wet Hutch” did not wake up. The digging continued uninterrupted.

Another pile of wet sand hit Wet Hutch’s face and this woke the hung-over pirate up. Pulling out his sword instantly, the pirate called out:

“What’s the big idea!”

Wet Hutch soon realized that he was pointing his sword at a sea turtle digging her nest.

“Oh. Pardon ma’am.” said the pirate tipping his hat. “Old Hutchinson at your service, friends call me Wet Hutch. And this island I found is mine! Hutchinson Island!”

I have no idea if Hutchinson Island is named after a drunk pirate, but I tried to find info on that and I couldn’t information on who it is named after. Today’s inspiration is all about the Green Sea Turtle and they do lay their eggs on Hutchinson Island. Enjoy!
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May
23
2016
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#BeautyAndTheBeast/@beourguest Teaser: Live-Action #Gaston Coming Next Year

Are you ready for a live-action Gaston?

Come on, admit it. You fucking love Gaston. When you think of Beauty And The Beast, you think of Gaston’s song (using a cover, because my site):

So of course when I saw the teaser for the live-action movie:

My first reaction was, who is playing Gaston? And of course it is Luke Evans, because it could have been no one else. I mean, look at that beef-cake:

BAM! Please tell me how the image of Emma Watson being manhandled by a bare-chested Luke Evans will not haunt your dreams! That image alone should fuel fires tonight! Who cares about the CGI Beast, when we have Luke Evans as Gaston!

Well, see ya’ later!
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May
22
2016
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#QuittingTwitter Watch (Day Three): About @AceofSpadesHQ’s Nonsense

Ace said he’s quitting Twitter:

I’m a proud Twitter Quitter and my life has improved since I cut the progressive IV drip.

And he suggests you should too:

Blow Up Your FaceBook (And Twitter, I Assume) Account. Quit With Extreme Prejudice. …

Take control of your lives by ending your dependency on progressive institutions and time-wasting media indulgences.

Yeah! Do it, show us all how quitting Twitter is done! Lead us to the promise land, Ace!

…But Ace is sort of not quitting Twitter either:

My Easy Embargo Of Twitter

Easy Embargo?

I am not going to post anything from that second article other than the title, because it is all nonsense and bullshit. Basically Ace cares so little about Twitter and Facebook, that he is keeping his accounts open and active to “protect” his brand*.

When I called Ace out on his Attention Whoring hypocrisy, he called me an ankle-biting bottom-feeder and then blocked me. Ace must have had a change of heart on blocking me, because he unblocked me shortly afterward.

Then Ace continued to tweet and I told him what my gripe against him was all about.

I had noticed that Ace hadn’t tweeted, so I thought Ace was finally going to keep his original promise of quitting Twitter. I was wrong. Again calling me an ankle-biting bottom-feeder.

I ask you, how is my starting a fight with one of the more influential conservatives on the internet going to get me more followers? Ace leaving or staying on Twitter serves me no purpose.

Ace thinks that I place stock in my followers. If I did, I’d buy followers. I don’t give two fucks if you follow me (but I am becoming increasingly picky about who I follow back) or not, I am making no one do anything.

If Twitter or Facebook shuts down, I’ll just go find something else to do. If I get bored with Twitter or Facebook, I will move on. If I am banned from Twitter or Facebook, I’ll live (it isn’t like I have been banned from a site before).

Again my griped with Ace is that rank, attention seeking “Do As I Say, Not As I Do” hypocrisy. I know Twitter and Facebook is corrupt is hell, but you don’t see me telling others to get off those sites and then stay on to “keep up” my brand. I’m not accusing people of being addicts if they don’t want to quit Twitter. I don’t throw casual temper tantrums like a five-year-old.

One Last Point: There is no half-pregnant or a little pregnant. You are either pregnant or you are not. And you are either quitting Twitter or Facebook or your not. Ace is trying to justify staying on Twitter and Facebook with his “Easy Embargo” nonsense, pure and simple.

Well, see ya’ later!
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May
20
2016
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#FridayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “Kit”

“Kit!” said five-year-old Jennifer running five-week-old skunk. Jennifer didn’t know that that ‘Kit’ is what you call a baby skunk. Jennifer caught Kit smelling a Florida wildflower and hugged the fuzzy little animal.

“Well, I guess ‘Kit’ is the little one’s name.” said Jennifer’s father while making a mental note to get tags.

“I was sure Jennifer would go with ‘Flower’ after watching Bambi.” said Jennifer’s mother watching her daughter play with the licensed pet skunk.

“Right.” answered Jennifer’s father shrugging. “But life’s funny that way. I’m just happy that I could get a pet skunk for my baby girl.”

Today’s inspiration was a bit challenging, if only to include a skunk into a story.
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May
18
2016
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#WednesdayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “Montreal Biodome …Biosphere”

“Hey look! It is the Montreal Biodome!”

“Biosphere.”

“…What?!”

“That’s the Montreal Biosphere. And we are going to visit it today.”

“Oh, whatever. I always wanted to visit the animal and plant conservation/research centre.”

“Environmental museum.”

“Err, what now?”

“Look, the Montreal Biosphere is an environmental museum. The Montreal Biodome is the zoo.”

“No, the Montreal Biodome is a animal and plant conservation/research centre! Why are we going to an environmental museum when we can go see nature in action!”

“If you want to see nature in action, go out to nature and skip the zoo!”

“It’s not a zoo!”

Oh dear lord, that joke came together so well. At first, I thought today’s inspiration would take me one direction. However when the wiki said “Not to be confused with Montreal Biodome.” I, for one, took that as a personal challenge. Enjoy.
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May
16
2016
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#MondayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “Rainier Sky”

“Little” Jeffrey P. Herbertson V pitched his illegal tent on Mount Rainier Global Park under Earth’s night sky, in 4347.

Jeffrey had left New Richmond because he had heard of a free, secular Earth. The truth is anything but freedom. Oppressive laws and recessional drugs at the going low price of your soul to the government. Jeffrey couldn’t even afford housing.

The stars were out in force that night. He could just make out Mu Arae b, which New Richmond orbits.

‘Maybe I’ll go to Mars.’ thought Jeffrey, drifting off to sleep. ‘I hear that they have plenty of work… there…’

Today’s inspiration is not today’s image, I’m afraid. I didn’t like today’s image and so I choose this past Saturday’s image. I also just noticed that I have been putting all my posts of the last few weeks in the “Personal” category, however now that is all fixed. Enjoy!
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May
13
2016
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#FridayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “Broken Oaths”

“Oh my God.” said Dr. Kimberly Jones under her breath as she stopped dead. Discovering she still had her smartphone, she began recording.

“Fascinating!” noted Dr. Jones aloud. “The entrance to the temple proper is built much like the Orcus mouth in the Gardens of Bomarzo. Except the inscription reads ‘Broken Oaths’ in Latin. Carbon dating is needed, but I think this might be eight hundred years old.”

Dr. Jones turned off her smartphone to save power and made a drawing of the entrance with ‘Broken Oaths?’ noted down.

Looking deep into the mouth, Dr. Jones enter the unknown labyrinth.

Our adventures with Dr. Kimberly Jones continues. This is what I love about using the daily images for inspiration. Today’s image took me back to a character I didn’t think I would ever come back to. Enjoy!
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May
12
2016
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#FLSen: The @AlanGrayson/@SenatorReid Fight, Round Two!

The “War Of Words” almost comes down to actual physical violence.

I’m sorry that my friend Moe Lane has forgone politics, because this newest Alan Grayson/Harry Reid development is just bloody fucking awesome and right up his ally:

Rep. Alan Grayson angrily confronted Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid on Wednesday, disrupting a meeting of the Congressional Progressive Caucus in front of dozens of staffers and members of Congress.

I could easily stop here. The summary of this story just tickles me to no end. However we must press on, because the details will just wonderful.

Grayson (D-Fla.), whose bid for the open Florida Senate seat Reid vehemently opposes, arrived at the meeting with Reid’s February statement in hand, according to two sources in the room. In that statement, Reid said Grayson has “no moral compass”…

Said the pot to the kettle:

Harry Reid, D-Nev. has no regrets about his 2012 claims that then presidential candidate Mitt Romney paid no taxes for 10 years.

The outgoing Senate Minority Leader even bragged to CNN that the comments, which had been described as McCarthyism, helped keep Romney from winning the election.

They can call it whatever they want. Romney didn’t win did he?” Reid said during a wide-ranging interview.

But, whatever. Moving on…

As each member took a turn to speak to Reid, it was Grayson’s turn. He asked Reid if the Nevada senator knows who he is. After Reid answered in the affirmative, Grayson went on the attack.

“Say my name, senator. Say my name,” Grayson told Reid…

…Err, Heisenberg?

Grayson responded by angrily waving a printout of Reid’s searing quote that called on Grayson to drop out of the primary race against Rep. Patrick Murphy (D-Fla.).

“Why’d you say that?” Grayson said, insisting Reid’s statement was false.

Reid calmly faced his inquisitor: “I want you to lose. It’s true.”

BOOM! There it is.

You know, there is a large contingent of grass-roots Republicans who think the party from on high wants to control who is nominated or not. That pails, however, for the open contempt Washington DC Democrats have for every day Democrats who have to fight it out in the trenches.

In a gaggle with reporters after the conflict blew up and sent shock waves through both sides of the Capitol, Grayson made clear that he believes a public battle with Reid – a “smearmonger” in his view – is to his advantage.

“Let’s face it, I’m not the establishment candidate. The establishment wants somebody who is a callow tool,” Grayson said. “As far as I can tell, the only criteria that the Democratic establishment has among Senate candidates this year is obedience. In that regard, perhaps I fall short.”

In a separate statement, Grayson called Murphy a “Republican sock puppet.”

Which is true. Rep. Patrick Murphy was a Republican until he “found” religion with the Democrats when he choose to capitalize on then-Senator Barack Obama’s win. If you are a Democrat and don’t think a Senator Murphy will betray you to President Trump, then I have a glass bridge in Dubai that I can cheaply sell you. At least with a Senator Alan Grayson, you know he’ll fight tooth and nail with President Trump and using his own game.

But what do I know. I am just a simple Republican.

Just for complete disclosure purposes, I fully endorse Lt Gov. Carlos Lopez-Cantera for the US Senate.

Well, see ya’ later!
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May
11
2016
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#WednesdayFiction: #100WordChallenge | “Dolwyddelan”

“Sir,” said the general to Tywysog Dafydd. “King Edward’s army is on their way to Dolwyddelan. We can’t defend you here. We must move.”

“All is lost.” said Dafydd ap Gruffydd. Dafydd sat in the main chamber of Dolwyddelan Castle before the fireplace rereading the report of his brother’s death.

“Only if we lose hope.” said the general. “Castell y Bere offers better protection than this tower.”

“You think there is hope?” asked Tywysog Dafydd. The general nodded.

Tywysog Dafydd thought long, then threw the report of his brother’s awful death into the fire and left for Castell y Bere.

Yeah, today’s inspiration is really nothing more than a tower. However it is pretty cool and learning more about Welsh history is never a bad thing.

Also, pray for Super Andrea right now. I do not know her personally, but she is a patriot and a friend of a friend (which makes her MY friend). #CancerSucks
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